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August 22, 2005

Hey Fanz!

Fish Fest Fab!

Sure there were fish at the Port Dover Fish Fest, but there was much else besides!

Neon Flash - Wayne plays the Beaches!

Remember this classic?

Hey Fanz!

Just a bulletin to let you know . . .

The bari man's off to the cottage, so I'll be filling in with the Mississauga Big Band Jazz Ensemble at the Beaches Jazz Festival this Friday and Saturday, July 22 & 23, 7-11 p.m.

We'll be playing in front of Bellefair United Church, which is conveniently right next to the Amnesty International booth.

Wayne Neon

Yes it was, and yes we did, and what a blast! The street was packed and jumpin'!

See the pics!

Grab your paddle!

It's time once again for the Norfolk Dragonboat Challenge in Port Dover!

Over $125,000 raised for the Norfolk General Hospital Foundation in the last 3 years!

Patio Dave & the Lanterns will be playing again at the party after the races on Silver Lake. And there'll be some serious partying!

It's Official!! We broke the World Record!!

A bulletin from Shuffle Demon Rich Underhill . . .

Dear fellow Saxamaphone players...

It's Official!! We broke the Guinness World Record for number of Saxophones playing a song!! And we FINALLY have the certificate to prove it. If you'd like to see it, click here..


Sorry it took so long to be officially recognized....We went on tour right after the Record Attempt, and then there were some signature issues so they downgraded us from 930 to 900, but in the end, we got the paper work and that's all that matters! They will decide at some point if they want to put us in the book...we'll keep you posted!

Thank you to each and every one of you who came out to help make musical history. It was a wonderful day all round and really fun...Notice how as soon as we broke the record there was no hockey and now that we received confirmation Hockey is back ....weird!

The Day of 1000 Saxes - pics

Wayne Neon

And in other news . . .

Warm bodies required!

Hey Wayne,

I hope you had a fabulous time playing at the Beaches Jazz Festival.. It's a bummer i was out of town otherwise i would have got to enjoy it too!!

I'm looking for new participants for this research project i keep pestering you about...

Do you know ANYONE who attended any school in downtown Toronto and who is between the ages of 30 and 60 who would be interested in doing a 1 hr. interview involving sharing their memories of school?

...[they DO NOT have to be drop outs as i had mentioned before nor do the schools need to be 'inner city' as i had indicated before..]

any leads would be much appreciated!

thanks a million,

azza azzashark@yahoo.com

Like to drink and argue?

Hello Everyone,

We'd like to get to know you all better. Having limited resources has meant that we are primarily an e-mail activist community during political downtimes. We'd like to fix that. In an effort to tap into our members' great ideas and energy, we'd like to invite you out for a drink.

On the 15th, of each month we will have an informal get-together at a local pub, to meet, chat and share ideas. There is no cost to attend this event (other than any food and drink you wish to purchase), Glen and I will grab a table and we look forward to meeting you.

Please join us!

15th of each month, 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Scallywags Restaurant 11 St. Clair W. (just west of Yonge on St. Clair)

Sara McMillen, Co-chair, Fair Vote Canada Toronto Chapter

Contact: Co-chairs Sara McMillen sara@fairvote.ca or 416-536-8427; or Glen MacDonald glen@fairvote.ca or 416-804-4536

Might as well laugh . . .


1. Patient has chest pain if she lays on her left side for over a year

2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.

3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

8. The patient refused an autopsy.

9. The patient has no past history of suicides.

10. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

15. She is numb from her toes down.

16. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

17. The skin was moist and dry.

18. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

20. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our Car for physical therapy.

23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

24. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

27. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.

28. The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.

29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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